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INTRODUCING: WEIRD RETREATS
WEIRD RETREATS TEPOZTLÁN - January 2026
Not Your Typical Retreat. Not Quite a Creative Residency. Definitely Not Just a Vacation.
Intentionally designed to honor how creative entrepreneurs actually need to process, integrate, and transform.
This extraordinary collaboration between myself and Zelena Travel’s curated luxury travel expertise
We’ve deconstructed the tired formula of over-programmed schedules, output pressure, and mindless escape to create something that serves your whole creative ecosystem. Weird Retreats blend the sacred space of retreats, the creative energy of residencies, and the restoration of beautiful boutique vacations—without the downsides that leave you drained or unchanged.
How We Flow:
Morning Rhythms (CHILL, MEDITATE, YOGA)
Strategic Sessions (DAILY WORKSHOP)
Curated Immersion (not tourist experiences)
Sacred Ceremonies (COLLECTIVELY & SEPARATE)
INCREDIBLE SPA OFFERINGS (BE INDLUGENT!)
Sacred to Sophisticated: Your Journey
Days 1-3: Amomoxtli, Tepoztlán
Where I guide you through ancient wisdom meeting modern creative vision beneath ahuehuete trees. I'll lead daily strategic transformation sessions, you'll experience Mesa de Origen's regional cuisine, traditional Temazcal ceremony, and access to ancestral spa treatments.
Day 4: Mexico City Integration
Where transformation meets sophisticated celebration. I'll facilitate our final integration session while Michelle curates private Xochimilco lunch, rooftop celebration dinner, and access to Condesa's renowned creative scene.
Investment OPTIONS
Shared Accommodation: $2,500 USD
Private Accommodation: $3,750 USD
Includes luxury accommodations, all meals, daily yoga and meditation, my strategic workshops, sacred experiences, private transportation, and ongoing community access.