weird retreats:
Amomoxtli, Tepoztlán
Not Your Typical Retreat. Not Quite a Creative Residency. Definitely Not Just a Vacation.
Something entirely different.
January 18-22, 2026
Amomoxtli, Tepoztlán & Mexico City
Where Creative Professionals Come to Transform—Organically.
Weird Retreats are intentionally designed disruptions
curated experiences that honor how creatives actually need to process, integrate, and transform. We've deconstructed the overly-scheduled retreat model, the pressure-cooker residency format, and the mindless vacation escape to create something that serves your whole creative ecosystem.
Tepoztlán → Mexico City: Sacred to Sophisticated
Tepoztlán → Mexico City: Sacred to Sophisticated
For decades, Tepoztlán has been a magnetic pole for awareness and spiritual growth.
The mystical energy felt throughout this magical town—attributed to its mineral-rich subsoil and the imposing El Tepozteco mountain range—invites the kind of introspection and discovery that transforms not just how we work, but who we become through our work.
The land where Amomoxtli sits holds extraordinary vitality that contributes to energetic regeneration.
Here, surrounded by endemic plants, flowing streams, and the most spectacular view of the Tepozteco, we create space for the gathering and dispersal of ideas that will reshape your creative practice.
How Weird Retreats Flow:
Like Rivers, Not Railways
Weird Retreats disrupt the tired formula of over-programmed schedules, output pressure, and mindless escape.
We blend: the sacred space of retreats, the creative energy of residencies, and the restoration of vacation—without the downsides that leave you drained or unchanged.
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Our mornings include an invitation to gather in community, or an opportunity to fly solo on the lush grounds. Days begin with Amomoxtli's embodied movement and meditation practices in the sacred Mandala Hall—designed to prepare your nervous system for creative breakthrough rather than following someone else's agenda. Your body and creative process guide the rhythm.
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Daily, Gretchen holds space for one transformational workshop daily, weaving her proven frameworks with the Weird Specialty Salon structure. Some sessions dive into tactical strategy, others explore deeper creative territory—each designed to help you ground into clarity and momentum. We move with the collective energy, not against it.
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Michelle and the Amomoxtli team design experiences that expand rather than exhaust—regional cuisine that nourishes creative thinking, guided mountain hikes through mystical Tepozteco terrain, intimate cultural walking tours through Tepoztlán's magical streets, and sophisticated exploration of Mexico City's creative heartbeat. These sensory-rich experiences expand your creative consciousness, deepen community bonds, and inspire individual breakthroughs that transform how you see your work and world.
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Experience Traditional Temazcal purification ceremonies—ancient group healing rituals that create deep community bonds while releasing creative blocks. Complement these sacred gatherings with individual spa services: nature-immersed massages, energetic treatments, and specialized therapies using indigenous Tepoztecan plants. This perfect balance of community healing and personal restoration provides the energetic renewal and profound relaxation that supports lasting transformation.
BOOKING OPTIONS:
KEY DETAILS
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Spacious and elegant single suite with sitting areas and contemporary Tepoztecan-inspired decor.
King-size bed w/ open living area with armchair and table for two, private garden with sun loungers or balcony & view of the Amomoxtli gardens.
Air conditioning / Bluetooth speaker / Rainfall shower heads / Organic bathroom amenities / Bathrobe and sandal
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Seamless Transportation: All transfers via modern SUVs with certified drivers, real-time tracking, and flight monitoring for effortless coordination between locations.
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Luxury Accommodations: 3 nights Amomoxtli Resort + 1 night boutique Mexico City hotel
All Meals: Daily breakfast and dinners at Amomoxtli, plus private lunch in Xochimilco
Daily Sessions: Daily of yoga, strategic workshops, and community engagement opportunities
Sacred Experiences: Traditional Temazcal ceremony with ceremonial guide
Private Adventures: Guided hike to El Tepozteco or cultural walking tour in Tepoztlán
Mexico City Integration: Private trajinera tour through Xochimilco's floating gardens
Concierge Support: Remote assistance throughout your entire journey
Exclusive Materials: Retreat workbook, integration tools, and ongoing community access
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International flights to/from Mexico City
Personal spa treatments beyond included sessions
Alcoholic beverages
Travel insurance (highly recommended)
Meals not specified in itinerary
KEY DETAILS
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Unless requested prior to arrival, retreat attendees will be assigned roommates.
2 Queen beds w/ Blacony and partial view the Tepozteco mountain and contemporary Tepoztecan-inspired decor.
Air conditioning / Bluetooth speaker / Rainfall shower heads / Organic bathroom amenities / Bathrobe and sandals
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Seamless Transportation: All transfers via modern SUVs with certified drivers, real-time tracking, and flight monitoring for effortless coordination between locations.
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Luxury Accommodations: 3 nights Amomoxtli Resort + 1 night boutique Mexico City hotel
All Meals: Daily breakfast and dinners at Amomoxtli, plus private lunch in Xochimilco
Daily Sessions: Daily of yoga, strategic workshops, and community engagement opportunities
Sacred Experiences: Traditional Temazcal ceremony with ceremonial guide
Private Adventures: Guided hike to El Tepozteco or cultural walking tour in Tepoztlán
Mexico City Integration: Private trajinera tour through Xochimilco's floating gardens
Concierge Support: Remote assistance throughout your entire journey
Exclusive Materials: Retreat workbook, integration tools, and ongoing community access
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International flights to/from Mexico City
Personal spa treatments beyond included sessions
Alcoholic beverages
Travel insurance (highly recommended)
Meals not specified in itinerary
Sacred Immersion
days 1-3 Amomoxtli, Tepoztlán
(daily programming example)
THE FLOW
Mornings: Embodied movement in the Mandala Hall and strategic sessions when they serve
Middays: Cultural immersion, spa treatments, and personal restoration
Afternoons: Creative work, additional wellness offerings, or pure rest—your choice
Evenings: Regional cuisine, integration circles, or solitude under the stars
Sacred Offerings Available:
Traditional Temazcal ceremony with ceremonial guide
Private guided hike to El Tepozteco pyramid
Mesa de Origen's regional cuisine featuring only Morelos ingredients
Access to Amomoxtli's holistic spa (treatments priced separately)
Sophisticated Completion:
Final integration session: implementing your shifts
Rooftop celebration dinner with Mexico City skyline views
Access to Condesa's renowned cafés, galleries, and boutiques
day 4 Mexico City Integration
(Where transformation meets sophisticated celebration)
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Gretchen Jones | Weird Specialty
CREATIVE BUSINESS ADVISORY & STRATEGY
Weird Specialty—Gretchen's advisory practice, studio, and salon—works exclusively with contemporary, values-driven creative entrepreneurs ranging from interior designers and florists to film directors and health & wellness practitioners. With an MBA from UAL London, Cornell University certification in the 'Psychology of Leadership,' and a background as an award-winning designer, Gretchen's unique methodology helps creative professionals transform their "weird specialties" into strategic market advantages while maintaining authentic integrity and sustainable growth for lasting impact.
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Amomoxtli Resort's Expert Wellness Team
Experienced therapists and ceremonial guides integrate traditional Tepoztecan healing techniques with modern wellness approaches, offering transformative experiences in sacred natural settings.
From ancient temazcal ceremonies to personalized bodywork, each treatment honors indigenous wisdom while supporting your creative renewal.
All spa services are booked on-site, priced separately, with our concierge orchestrating perfect timing for your transformational journey.
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Michelle Zelena | Zelena Travel
CURATED LUXURY TRAVEL EXPERIENCES
Bilingual creative strategist and certified travel advisor who brings refined taste and global perspective to every journey. With over a decade in performance marketing and specialties across 20+ countries, Michelle ensures every detail reflects sophisticated intentionality and seamless execution. Michelle understands the importance of thoughtful, seamless planning—especially when it comes to balancing style and comfort for all ages. She’ll handle every detail with care, creativity, and concierge-level service. Her deep hotel connections, insider perks, and a taste create unforgettable experiences.
TRANSFORM IN AN intimate, meaningful
connection and personalized attention
Who WEird Retreats Serve
You're a values-driven creative professional who understands that sustainable transformation happens through integration, not force. You're seeking community with fellow visionaries who honor both unique approaches and business ambitions.
You're ready for something different. You want an experience that trusts your creative process while providing the structure, luxury, and community that amplify your natural transformation.
You want to build more rewarding, meaningful practices while maintaining integrity and purpose. You understand that your "weird specialty" is actually your strategic advantage—you just need the right environment to develop it fully.
FAQs
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50% deposit is required at the time of booking, remaining 50% will be collected on November 1st 2025.
Due to the bespoke, collaborative nature of this retreat experience, $1,000 non-refundable fee when booking.
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Cancellations Made More Than 60 Days Prior to Retreat Start Date:
Fifty percent (50%) of total retreat fee will be refunded
Fifty percent (50%) of total retreat fee will be retained as a cancellation fee to cover non-recoverable costs including venue deposits, vendor commitments, and administrative expenses
Cancellations Made 60 Days or Less Prior to Retreat Start Date:
No refund will be provided
One hundred percent (100%) of retreat fee is non-refundable and non-transferable
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All cancellation requests must be submitted in writing via email
Refunds, when applicable, will be processed within 30 business days of written cancellation notice
Retreat dates and programming are subject to change due to circumstances beyond our control; in such cases, participants will be offered alternative dates or full refund
Travel insurance is strongly recommended to protect against unforeseen circumstances
No refunds will be provided for unused portions of the retreat experience
Booking confirmation constitutes acceptance of all terms and conditions
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In the event of circumstances beyond our reasonable control (including but not limited to natural disasters, government restrictions, health emergencies, or venue unavailability), we reserve the right to reschedule or cancel the retreat. In such cases, participants will be offered rescheduling to alternative dates or full refund at our discretion.
By completing your booking, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to these terms and conditions.